Editing Template:Flavor text

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Items
-->|8 Ball=Fun to play with, not to eat<!--
-->|Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards.<!--
-->|Aetherium=Profitable?<!--
-->|Alarm Clock=You, you're finally awake<!--
-->|Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie!<!--
-->|Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros<!--
-->|Ball=They give ball players nowadays very peculiar names<!--
-->|Bamboo=You've been bamboozled<!--
-->|Base Mystery Egg=Every non-functional beast is unique. Please do not screenshot.<!--
-->|Battery=AA. AAA. AAAAAAAAAAAA-<!--
-->|Blank Card=Admit the stash is useful or draw 25<!--
-->|Blank Mystery Egg=Animals are often more of a liability than an asset unless you can make it cash flow or you are flipping<!--
-->|Blue Checkmark=Also legalizes comedy!<!--
-->|Bone=You've cut this story down to the bone<!--
-->|Booster Cookie=You will not be able to earn Bits from this cookie.<!--
-->|Broken Clock=It's still right twice a day<!--
-->|Broom=Work hard, so you hardly have to work.<!--
-->|Browser Cookie=Accept for the best Zoo experience!<!--
-->|Cake Slice=nom<!--
-->|Cake=I don’t believe in salads<!--
-->|Calendar=It appears that its days are numbered<!--
-->|Canoe=Bad trade offers? Just travel somewhere else.<!--
-->|Chains=it's so dark.<!--
-->|Cocktail=Don't let the ESRB find this<!--
-->|Coffee=Double Double<!--
-->|Compass=East? I thought you said weast!<!--
-->|Contract=FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!<!--
-->|Cookie=You feel like making cookies<!--
-->|Corn=Come down today and try some corn<!--
-->|Coupon=You're not hoarding these, right?<!--
-->|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh<!--
-->|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob<!--
-->|Egg=Just a regular old egg<!--
-->|Energy Drink=Kill<!--
-->|Ethereum=The world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmmm no no no<!--
-->|Eyedropper=Blue! ...No, yell- AAAAAA!<!--
-->|Feather=But steel is heavier than feathers<!--
-->|Fixed Clock=This one's right 720 times a day<!--
-->|Fortune Cookie=You will use a battering ram to violate your son's privacy<!--
-->|Glasses=🤓<!--
-->|Goggles=I've got an experiment for you, safety glasses on<!--
-->|Golden Mystery Egg=I’ll have you know that the foxchain doesn’t lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it’s my property. You are mad that you don’t own the art that I own.<!--
-->|Green Tea=A perfect matcha for hard-working zookeepers<!--
-->|Hatched Mystery Egg=wait till murphy hears of this...<!--
-->|Heart=I'd call you heartless for buying an organ off a shady market, but...<!--
-->|Joker=To me, he's just Normal Frog.<!--
-->|Loot Box=Actually, we look at it as "surprise mechanics"<!--
-->|Lotus=😇<!--
-->|Lure=Told my wife I was going to the bank. I never said which one.<!--
-->|Magic Mirror=Also makes for a convenient trip back home!<!--
-->|Mystery Chick=don't you have a certain shiba to thank?<!--
-->|Mystery Meat=Pretty damn good. Who knows what's in it?<!--
-->|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!<!--
-->|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack<!--
-->|Omelette=My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide.<!--
-->|Paintbrush=We'll have 'em run all the colors across the screen that you need to paint along with us<!--
-->|Pebbles=I love the economy.<!--
-->|Pineapple=Freshly picked from the pizza<!--
-->|Pizza=ayo the pizza here<!--
-->|Present=That’s ridiculous! You can’t put animals in a box.<!--
-->|Pushpin=I recognize that telephone pole, see you soon<!--
-->|Rice Ball=These donuts are great!<!--
-->|Rice Cracker=Homemade with love by Jaxper<!--
-->|Safety Pin=Safety is a myth anyways<!--
-->|Sailboat=They don't seem to want your wheat or brick right now<!--
-->|Scarf=Sylish!<!--
-->|Screwdriver=Let's do some serious upgrading. Let's equip this. Let's rescue that. Then, let's get to it. So then we can go do... absolutely nothing.<!--
-->|Shiny Coin=Shiny, yet deadly<!--
-->|Spider Web=Look it up on the web<!--
-->|Stopwatch=Sub 6 rescues may be possible after all<!--
-->|Sunglasses=Cool explosion not included<!--
-->|Sushi=Fresh from the gas station<!--
-->|Telescope=I can see Uranus from here!<!--
-->|Unstable Wand=skibidi bop mm dada<!--
-->|Very Cracked Mystery Egg=you've committed to this. no stopping now.<!--
-->|Wand=skidaddle skidoodle<!--
-->|Wild Card=It came free with your Xbox<!--
-->|Zoo Token|Zoo Token™=You might make a lot of money, you might make no money at all. But like it’s gonna be fun.<!--
-->|Heart (2022)|Kidney|Lungs=(no flavor text)<!--
Relics
-->|API Key=Nerd.<!--
-->|Candle=It's probably haunted.<!--
-->|Cursed Dice=Anything that follows is entirely RNG's fault.<!--
-->|Decearing Egg=You feel like making a delicious breakfast.<!--
-->|Firecracker=Use responsibly.<!--
-->|Frying Pan=What are you cooking?<!--
-->|Juice Box=These tasted better back in third grade.<!--
-->|Magnifying Glass=Maybe you'll find something nice.<!--
-->|Mechanic Cap=You feel like buying your niece McDonald's.<!--
-->|Moving Box=Be mindful of how much you hoard!<!--
-->|Necklace=Any evil spirits will be weakened.<!--
-->|Sack=Spending is power!<!--
-->|Satellite=It will only function if the bot is able to DM you.<!--
-->|Shopping Cart=Return it when you're finished!<!--
-->|Virtual Machine=You feel like telling people about Linux.<!--
-->|Bubble Tea|Checkered Flag|Flashlight|Lantern|Twin Cherry=(no flavor text)<!--
Cosmetics
-->|Ancient Axe=Found in an old labyrinth and polished up<!--
-->|Anti-Trophy=And this is where I'd put a trophy... if I had one!<!--
-->|Artist Palette=Individually you can create something. Together you can create something more<!--
-->|Battery Acid=Berdly. I Only Play Text-Based Games.<!--
-->|Blindfold=⠵⠕⠕ ⠊⠎ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠊⠝⠉⠇⠥⠎⠊⠧⠊⠞⠽<!--
-->|Bull's Eye=No bulls were harmed during the making of this cosmetic.<!--
-->|Charm of Legends=Will also allow leaders up to level 5 to obey their zookeeper.<!--
-->|Cherry Blossom=sakura won't disappear<!--
-->|Cosmetic=flavor text<!--
-->|Cozy Bed=honk mimimimimimimi<!--
-->|Crown=You dropped this<!--
-->|Disco Ball=Zoo 2: Now with full RGB support<!--
-->|Ender Pearl=You're my one in 7.5 trillion, darling~<!--
-->|Fox Fire=Perfect for frying tofu, provided you pick the fur out<!--
-->|Funky Foxx=Look honey, I know I spent our life savings on this pixelated fox but I promise it will make us rich.<!--
-->|Game Breaker=I destroyed the zoo economy and all I got was this lousy cosmetic<!--
-->|Game Obliterator=please stop<!--
-->|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside<!--
-->|Grass=You can stop playing at any time you know. Your animals will wait.<!--
-->|Heavenly Cloud=how do they get my data all the way up there<!--
-->|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?<!--
-->|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself<!--
-->|Magical Moon=I didn't know the moon made faces. Only phases.<!--
-->|Matryoshka=For more information on this cosmetic, type /cosmetics matryoshka<!--
-->|Moai=Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut!<!--
-->|Non-Functional Token=It's a good thing those fusions are painless....... right?<!--
-->|Old Nail=Beautifully forged. It's a shame bugs don't know how to use melee weapons.<!--
-->|Polar Star=/rank<!--
-->|Prayer Beads=c!prat<!--
-->|Programming Socks=I'd just like to interject for a moment<!--
-->|RoboTop Badge=r!z<!--
-->|Silver Fluff=Here's a little lesson in trickery<!--
-->|Special Snowflake=When it comes to Twemoji, every snowflake is the same<!--
-->|Taco Shell=Fresh from McDoodel's!<!--
-->|Tail Fluff=The vulpes never turns down a chance to bribe<!--
-->|Tidal Wave=water on the hill<!--
-->|Time Saver=⏪ GO BACKWARDS<!--
-->|Torii=Your animals seem to be getting along quite well with what most people consider monsters.<!--
-->|Travel Journal=That’s cool and all but my Dad's been on a quest ever since I was a baby<!--
-->|Visible Confusion=AHAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE<!--
-->|Wall of Text=i'm happy for you u. or sorry that happened.<!--
-->|Zookeeper Medal=So, what now?<!--
Anything not listed here
-->|=(no flavor text)<!--
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