Editing Template:Mechanic quote

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-->|8 Ball|Chains=I had a lot of exposure to dark arts when I was younger. I'd try to find a black colored pencil but they would all be dark blue or green!
-->|Alarm Clock="Sends a DM when you're able to rescue an animal"... seriously? Just find another bot that sets reminders, why would you ever need this?
-->|Bone|Mystery Meat=I'll take any opportunity to grill!
-->|Blank Mystery Egg|Egg=You want me to upgrade your... egg? Sure, I suppose I can take a look.
-->|Broken Clock|Fixed Clock=I mean, this one just makes sense.
-->|Broom|Screwdriver=What are you, a witch? Let me show you REAL equipment.
-->|Browser Cookie|Booster Cookie=Where did you find this thing? These cookies are more powerful than you think.
-->|Cake|Cake Slice=You weren't going to eat that all at once, were you? I've seen plenty of server mods try...
-->|Calendar=That's a cute calendar, I'll gladly buy that off you! I know how much you love batteries...
-->|Coffee|Green Tea=Not a coffee person? I can make you something else, but my kettle is broken so it might take a while.
-->|Compass|Telescope=Quests are really cool, but I don't like how you have to wait an eternity just to get a silly item or two...
-->|Contract|Lotus=Where are your animals finding these things? I'm pretty sure half the stuff in the fine print is against TOS!
-->|Cookie|Fortune Cookie=Not much that I can do with cookies... but I can get you some lucky ones if you really want.
-->|Crystal Ball|Magic Mirror=You don't want to know how I make these.
-->|Energy Drink|Cocktail=You sure that stuff is good for you? I can make something better if you'd like.
-->|Glasses|Goggles=Those puny glasses aren't going to protect you from the dangers of the wild!
-->|Joker|Ace=Oh whoops, not sure why those are still in the deck.
-->|Lure=A lure! I would be more than happy to have one, the Bass Pro was all out.
-->|Nazar|Needle=I fail to see how this one could possibly go wrong.
-->|Paintbrush|Eyedropper=They said it would never be possible. It took over a year of experimenting, but I believe I've finally found a way to make paintbrushes actually viable.
-->|Pizza|Pineapple=You want me to pick all of... that... off the pizza? I got you.
-->|Present|Loot Box=Aww, you shouldn't have. And to think that I didn't even ask you for any gifts...
-->|Rice Cracker=Leaders not fond of rice balls? I think I know a guy who can find you something better.
-->|Safety Pin|Pushpin=What's with all the pins?
-->|Sailboat|Canoe=3 for 1's too steep? I think I have a better idea.
-->|Shiny Coin|Coupon=Have you seen the turtle guy's shop? Unbelievable. Where are the cheap items? Where are the profitable trades?
-->|Stopwatch=Don't stopwatches count upwards? Really scraping the bottom of the barrel with these item ideas...
-->|Sunglasses|Backpack=You look great in those shades! ...But, they don't really do much more than that.
-->|Wand|Unstable Wand=Seems like that wand is already in perfect condition. Let's screw it up!
-->|Wild Card|Blank Card=Don't you get sick of cards telling you what to do? I say we wipe one clean and make up our own rules.<!--
Guarantee items
-->|Ball=You know what else is round like a ball? Donuts! Jelly-filled are my favorite!<!--
-->|Bamboo=What do you want me to do with this? Eat it?<!--
-->|Corn=I love corn! It's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor!<!--
-->|Feather=Feathers! I'll take some, they're quite beautiful.<!--
-->|Scarf=More scarves? I've got a whole pile... maybe I should donate them some day.<!--
-->|Spider Web=Really? Spider webs? Or maybe this is just a metaphor for, well, bugs.<!--
-->|Sushi=Ew... that sushi is all gross, did you get it from a gas station or something? Let me make you something better.<!--
Items with multiple recipes
-->|Battery=(depends)<!--
-->|Rice Ball=(depends)<!--
Mystery Chick stages
-->|Golden Mystery Egg=(n/a)<!--
-->|Cracked Mystery Egg=Is that an egg? I'm not really sure what to do with this, but I suppose I could hold on to it.<!--
-->|Very Cracked Mystery Egg=That wasn't enough? I guess I could keep holding on to it.<!--
-->|Hatched Mystery Egg=Can't you do this yourself? I just want to fix up items!<!--
-->|Mystery Chick=This isn't a day care! But I'll make an exception because they look very polite.<!--
-->|=<span class="error">No mechanic quote defined for item: {{{1}}}</span>}}
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<templatedata>
{
	"params": {
		"1": {
			"description": "The item whose quote to show",
			"example": "Shiny Coin, Chains",
			"type": "string",
			"required": true
		}
	},
	"description": "Shows an item's mechanic quote"
}
</templatedata>
</noinclude>