Editing Flavortexts

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Curses

Flavortexts for curses always start with a skull emoji followed by one of the lines below depending on the curse. 

Notes:

* # is a placeholder for the amount of time
* [name] is a placeholder for the zoo name

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
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|Disobedience (+ Rescueless)
|Patience
|Hikikomori
|Security
|Downtime
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|Zoo? More like uhh... zdumb gotem
|time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (# sec(s)) 
|...
|The passwords have passed. You've correctly guessed. But now it's time for the robot test!
|Your cooldown also happens to be my break. (#)
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|I just can't push myself to do it
|**[name]**, you're on time out for another # second(s) haha
|.....
|Something's wrong, I can feel it.
|You can run another command in #.
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|Oh gosh anything but zoo
|# more second(s) until your next zoo command. It builds character.
|.......
|Not a robot you say? Tell it to the stop signs, kid.
|zoo will be real in #
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|Don't you have other things to do?
|Well aren't you in a hurry? Hold tight for **# second(s)**.
|..........
|Oh relax, it's just some brain training!
|time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (#)
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|No, I don't think I will
|In a cosmic sort of way this is pretty funny. # sec(s).
|.....?
|You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot...
|Go touch grass or something. (#)
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|I'm not a part of your system!
|Hold on I'm a little busy rn, gimme # sec(s)
|........??
|But are you SURE you're human?
|I hope that rescue was worth it, I'm on break for the next #.
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|No but thank you for asking
|didn't ask + ratio + # more sec(s)
|...no
|I've devised a question no robot could ever answer!
|Sorry my ping is slow today, you can do that in #.
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|Say what?
|Ad break! Come back in # second(s)
|...no can do
|The AI revolution aint{{Sic}} happening on my watch.<ref name="security-json">{{cite Discord|name=Colon|username=colon|thread=Fanmade items|channel=zoo-talk|date=2024-06-01|url=//discord.com/channels/461575285364752384/1176886737381892137/1246351582774300744|type=JSON excerpt}}</ref>
|Check back in #.
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|Must I?
|count to # in your head
|i... just... no.
|Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be human!<ref name="security-json"/>
|Sorry I'm allergic to cooldowns. Come back in #.
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|Do it again, that felt good
|Sorry I'm on break for another # second(s)
|>:(
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|Closed for another #.
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|hmmph.
|# sec(s) until your next zoo command, go touch grass or something in the meantime
|:(
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|Out to lunch. Back in #.
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|What's the magic word?
|Just # more second(s) until you can run another zoo command! Isn't this fun!!
|...not in public
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|Sorry I'm closed for another #
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|didn't ask + ratio
|Whow! Slow down there! (# sec(s))
|...it's too scary out here
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|LMAO this nerd waiting to rescue another animal, you still got another #
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|Yeah, what about it?
|You rescued a **Nothing**! # more second(s) of this nonsense.
|...move to dms pls
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|Honey I'm on the phone for another #
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|...but nobody came
|Number #, wait your turn h*cker!
|i'm still in quarantine
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|I'm offended by that!!
|**[name]**, you can run another command in **# second(s)**.
|head over to dms
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|I don't like the way you type
|**[name]**, please cool down! (**#** second(s) left)
|dms please
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|Haven't you gotten sick of this?
|What's the rush? Check back in **# second(s)**.
|hikikomori zettai jasutisu
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|I'll be with you in a sec hold on
|# more second(s), I know you can handle it
|i don't even know japanese
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|Not today
|zoo will be real in # second(s)
|¯\(ツ)/¯
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|The application did not respond
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|no
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|Check your posture and try again
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|Eh... I'd rather not
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|it's an online game mom i can't pause it
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|veto
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|1984
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|really not feeling up to it right now. sorry.
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