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Breter98: Edited tooltips for the following items, thanks to SnowyBlade for compiling the list:

2024-10-13T06:40:55Z

Edited tooltips for the following items, thanks to SnowyBlade for compiling the list:

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:40, 13 October 2024
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	-->\|Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards.<!--		-->\|Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards.<!--
	-->\|Aetherium=Profitable?<!--		-->\|Aetherium=Profitable?<!--
	-->\|Alarm Clock=~~7 AM and I go back to sleep~~<!--		-->\|Alarm Clock=You, you're finally awake<!--
	-->\|Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie!<!--		-->\|Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie!<!--
	-->\|Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros<!--		-->\|Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros<!--
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	-->\|Cake Slice=nom<!--		-->\|Cake Slice=nom<!--
	-->\|Cake=I don’t believe in salads<!--		-->\|Cake=I don’t believe in salads<!--
	-->\|Calendar=~~There’s 104~~ days ~~of summer vacation~~<!--		-->\|Calendar=It appears that its days are numbered<!--
	-->\|Canoe=Bad trade offers? Just travel somewhere else.<!--		-->\|Canoe=Bad trade offers? Just travel somewhere else.<!--
	-->\|Chains=~~Embrace darkness~~.<!--		-->\|Chains=it's so dark.<!--
	-->\|Cocktail=Don't let the ESRB find this<!--		-->\|Cocktail=Don't let the ESRB find this<!--
	-->\|Coffee=Double Double<!--		-->\|Coffee=Double Double<!--
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	-->\|Cookie=You feel like making cookies<!--		-->\|Cookie=You feel like making cookies<!--
	-->\|Corn=Come down today and try some corn<!--		-->\|Corn=Come down today and try some corn<!--
	-->\|Coupon=~~Please, please don~~'~~t hoard~~ these<!--		-->\|Coupon=You're not hoarding these, right?<!--
	-->\|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh<!--		-->\|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh<!--
	-->\|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob<!--		-->\|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob<!--
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	-->\|Eyedropper=Blue! ...No, yell- AAAAAA!<!--		-->\|Eyedropper=Blue! ...No, yell- AAAAAA!<!--
	-->\|Feather=But steel is heavier than feathers<!--		-->\|Feather=But steel is heavier than feathers<!--
	-->\|Fixed Clock=~~The time has come~~<!--		-->\|Fixed Clock=This one's right 720 times a day<!--
	-->\|Fortune Cookie=You will use a battering ram to violate your son's privacy<!--		-->\|Fortune Cookie=You will use a battering ram to violate your son's privacy<!--
	-->\|Glasses=🤓<!--		-->\|Glasses=🤓<!--
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	-->\|Hatched Mystery Egg=wait till murphy hears of this...<!--		-->\|Hatched Mystery Egg=wait till murphy hears of this...<!--
	-->\|Heart=I'd call you heartless for buying an organ off a shady market, but...<!--		-->\|Heart=I'd call you heartless for buying an organ off a shady market, but...<!--
	-->\|Joker=~~Hello~~, ~~Little Caesars? Five orders of NORMAL bread please~~.<!--		-->\|Joker=To me, he's just Normal Frog.<!--
	-->\|Loot Box=Actually, we look at it as "surprise mechanics"<!--		-->\|Loot Box=Actually, we look at it as "surprise mechanics"<!--
	-->\|Lotus=😇<!--		-->\|Lotus=😇<!--
	-->\|Lure=Told my wife I was going to the bank. I never said which one.<!--		-->\|Lure=Told my wife I was going to the bank. I never said which one.<!--
	-->\|Magic Mirror=~~And you'll pay any price to decide your future~~<!--		-->\|Magic Mirror=Also makes for a convenient trip back home!<!--
	-->\|Mystery Chick=don't you have a certain shiba to thank?<!--		-->\|Mystery Chick=don't you have a certain shiba to thank?<!--
	-->\|Mystery Meat=Pretty damn good<!--		-->\|Mystery Meat=Pretty damn good. Who knows what's in it?<!--
	-->\|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!<!--		-->\|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!<!--
	-->\|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack<!--		-->\|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack<!--
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	-->\|Rice Ball=These donuts are great!<!--		-->\|Rice Ball=These donuts are great!<!--
	-->\|Rice Cracker=Homemade with love by Jaxper<!--		-->\|Rice Cracker=Homemade with love by Jaxper<!--
	-->\|Safety Pin=Safety is ~~merely an illusion~~<!--		-->\|Safety Pin=Safety is a myth anyways<!--
	-->\|Sailboat=I'~~ll let you use my port for two wood, final offer~~<!--		-->\|Sailboat=They don't seem to want your wheat or brick right now<!--
	-->\|Scarf=~~Winter is coming~~<!--		-->\|Scarf=Sylish!<!--
	-->\|Screwdriver=Let's do some serious upgrading. Let's equip this. Let's rescue that. Then, let's get to it. So then we can go do... absolutely nothing.<!--		-->\|Screwdriver=Let's do some serious upgrading. Let's equip this. Let's rescue that. Then, let's get to it. So then we can go do... absolutely nothing.<!--
	-->\|Shiny Coin=Shiny, yet deadly ~~coins~~<!--		-->\|Shiny Coin=Shiny, yet deadly<!--
	-->\|Spider Web=Look it up on the web<!--		-->\|Spider Web=Look it up on the web<!--
	-->\|Stopwatch=Sub ~~30 will never happen~~<!--		-->\|Stopwatch=Sub 6 rescues may be possible after all<!--
	-->\|Sunglasses=~~The boys will be jealous and the girls will be surprised~~<!--		-->\|Sunglasses=Cool explosion not included<!--
	-->\|Sushi=Fresh from the gas station<!--		-->\|Sushi=Fresh from the gas station<!--
	-->\|Telescope=I can see Uranus from here!<!--		-->\|Telescope=I can see Uranus from here!<!--

.vivien: comment out whitespace

2024-05-28T08:24:16Z

comment out whitespace

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.vivien: Normal Egg -> Egg

2024-05-03T14:15:27Z

Normal Egg -> Egg

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	\|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh		\|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh
	\|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob		\|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob
			\|Egg=Just a regular old egg
	\|Energy Drink=Kill		\|Energy Drink=Kill
	\|Ethereum=The world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmmm no no no		\|Ethereum=The world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmmm no no no
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	\|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!		\|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!
	\|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack		\|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack
	~~\|Normal Egg=Just a regular old egg~~
	\|Omelette=My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide.		\|Omelette=My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide.
	\|Paintbrush=We'll have 'em run all the colors across the screen that you need to paint along with us		\|Paintbrush=We'll have 'em run all the colors across the screen that you need to paint along with us

.vivien: corrected Heavenly Cloud's flavor text

2024-04-09T21:49:23Z

corrected Heavenly Cloud's flavor text

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	\|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside		\|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside
	\|Grass=You can stop playing at any time you know. Your animals will wait.		\|Grass=You can stop playing at any time you know. Your animals will wait.
	\|Heavenly Cloud=~~When it comes to Twemoji, every snowflake is~~ the ~~same~~		\|Heavenly Cloud=how do they get my data all the way up there
	\|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?		\|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?
	\|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself		\|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself

.vivien: change tidal wave flavor text to the one used since today

2024-04-07T22:59:38Z

change tidal wave flavor text to the one used since today

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	\|Taco Shell=Fresh from McDoodel's!		\|Taco Shell=Fresh from McDoodel's!
	\|Tail Fluff=The vulpes never turns down a chance to bribe		\|Tail Fluff=The vulpes never turns down a chance to bribe
	\|Tidal Wave=~~too chaotic, i give it zero stars~~		\|Tidal Wave=water on the hill
	\|Time Saver=⏪ GO BACKWARDS		\|Time Saver=⏪ GO BACKWARDS
	\|Torii=Your animals seem to be getting along quite well with what most people consider monsters.		\|Torii=Your animals seem to be getting along quite well with what most people consider monsters.

.vivien: added Charm of Legends

2024-04-07T18:17:21Z

added Charm of Legends

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	\|Blindfold=⠵⠕⠕ ⠊⠎ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠊⠝⠉⠇⠥⠎⠊⠧⠊⠞⠽		\|Blindfold=⠵⠕⠕ ⠊⠎ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠊⠝⠉⠇⠥⠎⠊⠧⠊⠞⠽
	\|Bull's Eye=No bulls were harmed during the making of this cosmetic.		\|Bull's Eye=No bulls were harmed during the making of this cosmetic.
			\|Charm of Legends=Will also allow leaders up to level 5 to obey their zookeeper.
	\|Cherry Blossom=sakura won't disappear		\|Cherry Blossom=sakura won't disappear
	\|Cosmetic=flavor text		\|Cosmetic=flavor text

.vivien: added Heavenly Cloud

2024-04-07T17:34:27Z

added Heavenly Cloud

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	\|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside		\|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside
	\|Grass=You can stop playing at any time you know. Your animals will wait.		\|Grass=You can stop playing at any time you know. Your animals will wait.
			\|Heavenly Cloud=When it comes to Twemoji, every snowflake is the same
	\|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?		\|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?
	\|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself		\|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself
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	\|Wall of Text=i'm happy for you u. or sorry that happened.		\|Wall of Text=i'm happy for you u. or sorry that happened.
	\|Zookeeper Medal=So, what now?		\|Zookeeper Medal=So, what now?
	~~\|[Pegasus cosmetic]=(unknown)~~
	<!-- Anything not listed here -->		<!-- Anything not listed here -->
	\|=(no flavor text)		\|=(no flavor text)

.vivien: updated cherry blossom's quote to the one added on 2023-11-26 alongside its website theme

2024-04-07T17:33:43Z

updated cherry blossom's quote to the one added on 2023-11-26 alongside its website theme

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	\|Blindfold=⠵⠕⠕ ⠊⠎ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠊⠝⠉⠇⠥⠎⠊⠧⠊⠞⠽		\|Blindfold=⠵⠕⠕ ⠊⠎ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠊⠝⠉⠇⠥⠎⠊⠧⠊⠞⠽
	\|Bull's Eye=No bulls were harmed during the making of this cosmetic.		\|Bull's Eye=No bulls were harmed during the making of this cosmetic.
	\|Cherry Blossom=~~The best blossom is the cherry blossom~~		\|Cherry Blossom=sakura won't disappear
	\|Cosmetic=flavor text		\|Cosmetic=flavor text
	\|Cozy Bed=honk mimimimimimimi		\|Cozy Bed=honk mimimimimimimi

.vivien: change grass's flavor text to the one used since 2023-07-10

2024-04-07T13:25:58Z

change grass's flavor text to the one used since 2023-07-10

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	\|Game Obliterator=please stop		\|Game Obliterator=please stop
	\|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside		\|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside
	\|Grass=~~Garden update real??????~~		\|Grass=You can stop playing at any time you know. Your animals will wait.
	\|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?		\|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?
	\|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself		\|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself

127.0.0.1: Created page with "{{#switch:{{{1|}}} |8 Ball=Fun to play with, not to eat |Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards. |Aetherium=Profitable? |Alarm Clock=7 AM and I go back to sleep |Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie! |Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros |Ball=They give ball players nowadays very peculiar names |Bamboo=You've been bamboozled |Base Mystery Egg=Every non-functional beast is unique. Please do not screenshot. |Battery=AA. AAA. AAAAAAAAAAAA- |Blank Card=Admit the s..."

2024-04-05T14:15:29Z

Created page with "{{#switch:{{{1|}}}  |8 Ball=Fun to play with, not to eat |Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards. |Aetherium=Profitable? |Alarm Clock=7 AM and I go back to sleep |Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie! |Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros |Ball=They give ball players nowadays very peculiar names |Bamboo=You've been bamboozled |Base Mystery Egg=Every non-functional beast is unique. Please do not screenshot. |Battery=AA. AAA. AAAAAAAAAAAA- |Blank Card=Admit the s..."

New page

{{#switch:{{{1|}}}

|8 Ball=Fun to play with, not to eat
|Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards.
|Aetherium=Profitable?
|Alarm Clock=7 AM and I go back to sleep
|Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie!
|Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros
|Ball=They give ball players nowadays very peculiar names
|Bamboo=You've been bamboozled
|Base Mystery Egg=Every non-functional beast is unique. Please do not screenshot.
|Battery=AA. AAA. AAAAAAAAAAAA-
|Blank Card=Admit the stash is useful or draw 25
|Blank Mystery Egg=Animals are often more of a liability than an asset unless you can make it cash flow or you are flipping
|Blue Checkmark=Also legalizes comedy!
|Bone=You've cut this story down to the bone
|Booster Cookie=You will not be able to earn Bits from this cookie.
|Broken Clock=It's still right twice a day
|Broom=Work hard, so you hardly have to work.
|Browser Cookie=Accept for the best Zoo experience!
|Cake Slice=nom
|Cake=I don’t believe in salads
|Calendar=There’s 104 days of summer vacation
|Canoe=Bad trade offers? Just travel somewhere else.
|Chains=Embrace darkness.
|Cocktail=Don't let the ESRB find this
|Coffee=Double Double
|Compass=East? I thought you said weast!
|Contract=FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
|Cookie=You feel like making cookies
|Corn=Come down today and try some corn
|Coupon=Please, please don't hoard these
|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh
|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob
|Energy Drink=Kill
|Ethereum=The world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmmm no no no
|Eyedropper=Blue! ...No, yell- AAAAAA!
|Feather=But steel is heavier than feathers
|Fixed Clock=The time has come
|Fortune Cookie=You will use a battering ram to violate your son's privacy
|Glasses=🤓
|Goggles=I've got an experiment for you, safety glasses on
|Golden Mystery Egg=I’ll have you know that the foxchain doesn’t lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it’s my property. You are mad that you don’t own the art that I own.
|Green Tea=A perfect matcha for hard-working zookeepers
|Hatched Mystery Egg=wait till murphy hears of this...
|Heart=I'd call you heartless for buying an organ off a shady market, but...
|Joker=Hello, Little Caesars? Five orders of NORMAL bread please.
|Loot Box=Actually, we look at it as "surprise mechanics"
|Lotus=😇
|Lure=Told my wife I was going to the bank. I never said which one.
|Magic Mirror=And you'll pay any price to decide your future
|Mystery Chick=don't you have a certain shiba to thank?
|Mystery Meat=Pretty damn good
|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!
|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack
|Normal Egg=Just a regular old egg
|Omelette=My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide.
|Paintbrush=We'll have 'em run all the colors across the screen that you need to paint along with us
|Pebbles=I love the economy.
|Pineapple=Freshly picked from the pizza
|Pizza=ayo the pizza here
|Present=That’s ridiculous! You can’t put animals in a box.
|Pushpin=I recognize that telephone pole, see you soon
|Rice Ball=These donuts are great!
|Rice Cracker=Homemade with love by Jaxper
|Safety Pin=Safety is merely an illusion
|Sailboat=I'll let you use my port for two wood, final offer
|Scarf=Winter is coming
|Screwdriver=Let's do some serious upgrading. Let's equip this. Let's rescue that. Then, let's get to it. So then we can go do... absolutely nothing.
|Shiny Coin=Shiny, yet deadly coins
|Spider Web=Look it up on the web
|Stopwatch=Sub 30 will never happen
|Sunglasses=The boys will be jealous and the girls will be surprised
|Sushi=Fresh from the gas station
|Telescope=I can see Uranus from here!
|Unstable Wand=skibidi bop mm dada
|Very Cracked Mystery Egg=you've committed to this. no stopping now.
|Wand=skidaddle skidoodle
|Wild Card=It came free with your Xbox
|Zoo Token|Zoo Token™=You might make a lot of money, you might make no money at all. But like it’s gonna be fun.
|Heart (2022)|Kidney|Lungs=(no flavor text)

|API Key=Nerd.
|Candle=It's probably haunted.
|Cursed Dice=Anything that follows is entirely RNG's fault.
|Decearing Egg=You feel like making a delicious breakfast.
|Firecracker=Use responsibly.
|Frying Pan=What are you cooking?
|Juice Box=These tasted better back in third grade.
|Magnifying Glass=Maybe you'll find something nice.
|Mechanic Cap=You feel like buying your niece McDonald's.
|Moving Box=Be mindful of how much you hoard!
|Necklace=Any evil spirits will be weakened.
|Sack=Spending is power!
|Satellite=It will only function if the bot is able to DM you.
|Shopping Cart=Return it when you're finished!
|Virtual Machine=You feel like telling people about Linux.
|Bubble Tea|Checkered Flag|Flashlight|Lantern|Twin Cherry=(no flavor text)

|Ancient Axe=Found in an old labyrinth and polished up
|Anti-Trophy=And this is where I'd put a trophy... if I had one!
|Artist Palette=Individually you can create something. Together you can create something more
|Battery Acid=Berdly. I Only Play Text-Based Games.
|Blindfold=⠵⠕⠕ ⠊⠎ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠊⠝⠉⠇⠥⠎⠊⠧⠊⠞⠽
|Bull's Eye=No bulls were harmed during the making of this cosmetic.
|Cherry Blossom=The best blossom is the cherry blossom
|Cosmetic=flavor text
|Cozy Bed=honk mimimimimimimi
|Crown=You dropped this
|Disco Ball=Zoo 2: Now with full RGB support
|Ender Pearl=You're my one in 7.5 trillion, darling~
|Fox Fire=Perfect for frying tofu, provided you pick the fur out
|Funky Foxx=Look honey, I know I spent our life savings on this pixelated fox but I promise it will make us rich.
|Game Breaker=I destroyed the zoo economy and all I got was this lousy cosmetic
|Game Obliterator=please stop
|Golden Feather=Carrying this feather, you feel slightly calmer and a little less empty inside
|Grass=Garden update real??????
|Killer Rabbit=What's he do, nibble your bum?
|Le Fishe au Chocolat=young man, you're gonna kill yourself
|Magical Moon=I didn't know the moon made faces. Only phases.
|Matryoshka=For more information on this cosmetic, type /cosmetics matryoshka
|Moai=Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut!
|Non-Functional Token=It's a good thing those fusions are painless....... right?
|Old Nail=Beautifully forged. It's a shame bugs don't know how to use melee weapons.
|Polar Star=/rank
|Prayer Beads=c!prat
|Programming Socks=I'd just like to interject for a moment
|RoboTop Badge=r!z
|Silver Fluff=Here's a little lesson in trickery
|Special Snowflake=When it comes to Twemoji, every snowflake is the same
|Taco Shell=Fresh from McDoodel's!
|Tail Fluff=The vulpes never turns down a chance to bribe
|Tidal Wave=too chaotic, i give it zero stars
|Time Saver=⏪ GO BACKWARDS
|Torii=Your animals seem to be getting along quite well with what most people consider monsters.
|Travel Journal=That’s cool and all but my Dad's been on a quest ever since I was a baby
|Visible Confusion=AHAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE
|Wall of Text=i'm happy for you u. or sorry that happened.
|Zookeeper Medal=So, what now?
|[Pegasus cosmetic]=(unknown)

|=(no flavor text)
}}
<noinclude>
==Documentation==
Displays the flavor text of an item, relic, or cosmetic.
<templatedata>
{
"params": {
"1": {
"label": "Feature",
"description": "Feature to display the flavor text of (defaults to page title)"
}
}
}
</templatedata>
</noinclude>

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	-->\|Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards.<!--		-->\|Ace=Not very attracted to the other cards.<!--
	-->\|Aetherium=Profitable?<!--		-->\|Aetherium=Profitable?<!--
	-->\|Alarm Clock=~~7 AM and I go back to sleep~~<!--		-->\|Alarm Clock=You, you're finally awake<!--
	-->\|Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie!<!--		-->\|Animal Spirit=Oh whoops, whoopsie!<!--
	-->\|Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros<!--		-->\|Backpack=Mon sac à dos est gros<!--
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	-->\|Cake Slice=nom<!--		-->\|Cake Slice=nom<!--
	-->\|Cake=I don’t believe in salads<!--		-->\|Cake=I don’t believe in salads<!--
	-->\|Calendar=~~There’s 104~~ days ~~of summer vacation~~<!--		-->\|Calendar=It appears that its days are numbered<!--
	-->\|Canoe=Bad trade offers? Just travel somewhere else.<!--		-->\|Canoe=Bad trade offers? Just travel somewhere else.<!--
	-->\|Chains=~~Embrace darkness~~.<!--		-->\|Chains=it's so dark.<!--
	-->\|Cocktail=Don't let the ESRB find this<!--		-->\|Cocktail=Don't let the ESRB find this<!--
	-->\|Coffee=Double Double<!--		-->\|Coffee=Double Double<!--
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	-->\|Cookie=You feel like making cookies<!--		-->\|Cookie=You feel like making cookies<!--
	-->\|Corn=Come down today and try some corn<!--		-->\|Corn=Come down today and try some corn<!--
	-->\|Coupon=~~Please, please don~~'~~t hoard~~ these<!--		-->\|Coupon=You're not hoarding these, right?<!--
	-->\|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh<!--		-->\|Cracked Mystery Egg=uh oh<!--
	-->\|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob<!--		-->\|Crystal Ball=I’ve seen the future, Bob<!--
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	-->\|Eyedropper=Blue! ...No, yell- AAAAAA!<!--		-->\|Eyedropper=Blue! ...No, yell- AAAAAA!<!--
	-->\|Feather=But steel is heavier than feathers<!--		-->\|Feather=But steel is heavier than feathers<!--
	-->\|Fixed Clock=~~The time has come~~<!--		-->\|Fixed Clock=This one's right 720 times a day<!--
	-->\|Fortune Cookie=You will use a battering ram to violate your son's privacy<!--		-->\|Fortune Cookie=You will use a battering ram to violate your son's privacy<!--
	-->\|Glasses=🤓<!--		-->\|Glasses=🤓<!--
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	-->\|Hatched Mystery Egg=wait till murphy hears of this...<!--		-->\|Hatched Mystery Egg=wait till murphy hears of this...<!--
	-->\|Heart=I'd call you heartless for buying an organ off a shady market, but...<!--		-->\|Heart=I'd call you heartless for buying an organ off a shady market, but...<!--
	-->\|Joker=~~Hello~~, ~~Little Caesars? Five orders of NORMAL bread please~~.<!--		-->\|Joker=To me, he's just Normal Frog.<!--
	-->\|Loot Box=Actually, we look at it as "surprise mechanics"<!--		-->\|Loot Box=Actually, we look at it as "surprise mechanics"<!--
	-->\|Lotus=😇<!--		-->\|Lotus=😇<!--
	-->\|Lure=Told my wife I was going to the bank. I never said which one.<!--		-->\|Lure=Told my wife I was going to the bank. I never said which one.<!--
	-->\|Magic Mirror=~~And you'll pay any price to decide your future~~<!--		-->\|Magic Mirror=Also makes for a convenient trip back home!<!--
	-->\|Mystery Chick=don't you have a certain shiba to thank?<!--		-->\|Mystery Chick=don't you have a certain shiba to thank?<!--
	-->\|Mystery Meat=Pretty damn good<!--		-->\|Mystery Meat=Pretty damn good. Who knows what's in it?<!--
	-->\|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!<!--		-->\|Nazar=Nope, no evil here!<!--
	-->\|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack<!--		-->\|Needle=Fresh from your zoo's haystack<!--
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	-->\|Rice Ball=These donuts are great!<!--		-->\|Rice Ball=These donuts are great!<!--
	-->\|Rice Cracker=Homemade with love by Jaxper<!--		-->\|Rice Cracker=Homemade with love by Jaxper<!--
	-->\|Safety Pin=Safety is ~~merely an illusion~~<!--		-->\|Safety Pin=Safety is a myth anyways<!--
	-->\|Sailboat=I'~~ll let you use my port for two wood, final offer~~<!--		-->\|Sailboat=They don't seem to want your wheat or brick right now<!--
	-->\|Scarf=~~Winter is coming~~<!--		-->\|Scarf=Sylish!<!--
	-->\|Screwdriver=Let's do some serious upgrading. Let's equip this. Let's rescue that. Then, let's get to it. So then we can go do... absolutely nothing.<!--		-->\|Screwdriver=Let's do some serious upgrading. Let's equip this. Let's rescue that. Then, let's get to it. So then we can go do... absolutely nothing.<!--
	-->\|Shiny Coin=Shiny, yet deadly ~~coins~~<!--		-->\|Shiny Coin=Shiny, yet deadly<!--
	-->\|Spider Web=Look it up on the web<!--		-->\|Spider Web=Look it up on the web<!--
	-->\|Stopwatch=Sub ~~30 will never happen~~<!--		-->\|Stopwatch=Sub 6 rescues may be possible after all<!--
	-->\|Sunglasses=~~The boys will be jealous and the girls will be surprised~~<!--		-->\|Sunglasses=Cool explosion not included<!--
	-->\|Sushi=Fresh from the gas station<!--		-->\|Sushi=Fresh from the gas station<!--
	-->\|Telescope=I can see Uranus from here!<!--		-->\|Telescope=I can see Uranus from here!<!--