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Curses
Curses


Flavortexts for curses always start with a skull emoji followed by one of the lines below depending on the curse.  
Flavortexts for curses always start with a skull emoji followed by one of the lines below depending on the curse.  


Note: The number of seconds until your patience cooldown expires will be represented with a hashtag (#)
Notes:
 
* # is a placeholder for the amount of time
* [name] is a placeholder for the zoo name
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|+  
|+
|Disobedience (+ Rescueless)
|Disobedience (+ Rescueless)
|Patience
|Patience
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|Zoo? More like uhh... zdumb gotem
|Zoo? More like uhh... zdumb gotem
|
|time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (# sec(s))
|...
|...
|The passwords have passed. You've correctly guessed. But now it's time for the robot test!
|The passwords have passed. You've correctly guessed. But now it's time for the robot test!
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|-
|I just can't push myself to do it
|I just can't push myself to do it
|
|**[name]**, you're on time out for another # second(s) haha
|.....
|.....
|Something's wrong, I can feel it.
|Something's wrong, I can feel it.
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|-
|Oh gosh anything but zoo
|Oh gosh anything but zoo
|
|# more second(s) until your next zoo command. It builds character.
|.......
|.......
|Not a robot you say? Tell it to the stop signs, kid.
|Not a robot you say? Tell it to the stop signs, kid.
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|-
|Don't you have other things to do?
|Don't you have other things to do?
|
|Well aren't you in a hurry? Hold tight for **# second(s)**.
|..........
|..........
|Oh relax, it's just some brain training!
|Oh relax, it's just some brain training!
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|-
|No, I don't think I will
|No, I don't think I will
|
|In a cosmic sort of way this is pretty funny. # sec(s).
|.....?
|.....?
|You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot...
|You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot...
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|-
|I'm not a part of your system!
|I'm not a part of your system!
|
|Hold on I'm a little busy rn, gimme # sec(s)
|........??
|........??
|But are you SURE you're human?
|But are you SURE you're human?
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|-
|No but thank you for asking
|No but thank you for asking
|
|didn't ask + ratio + # more sec(s)
|...no
|...no
|I've devised a question no robot could ever answer!
|I've devised a question no robot could ever answer!
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|-
|Say what?
|Say what?
|
|Ad break! Come back in # second(s)
|...no can do
|...no can do
|
|The AI revolution aint{{Sic}} happening on my watch.<ref name="security-json">{{cite Discord|name=Colon|username=colon|thread=Fanmade items|channel=zoo-talk|date=2024-06-01|url=//discord.com/channels/461575285364752384/1176886737381892137/1246351582774300744|type=JSON excerpt}}</ref>
|Check back in #.
|Check back in #.
|-
|-
|Must I?
|Must I?
|
|count to # in your head
|i... just... no.
|i... just... no.
|
|Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be human!<ref name="security-json"/>
|Sorry I'm allergic to cooldowns. Come back in #.
|Sorry I'm allergic to cooldowns. Come back in #.
|-
|-
|Do it again, that felt good
|Do it again, that felt good
|
|Sorry I'm on break for another # second(s)
|>:(
|>:(
|
|
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|-
|hmmph.
|hmmph.
|
|# sec(s) until your next zoo command, go touch grass or something in the meantime
|:(
|:(
|
|
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|-
|What's the magic word?
|What's the magic word?
|
|Just # more second(s) until you can run another zoo command! Isn't this fun!!
|...not in public
|...not in public
|
|
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|-
|didn't ask + ratio
|didn't ask + ratio
|
|Whow! Slow down there! (# sec(s))
|...it's too scary out here
|...it's too scary out here
|
|
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|-
|Yeah, what about it?
|Yeah, what about it?
|
|You rescued a **Nothing**! # more second(s) of this nonsense.
|...move to dms pls
|...move to dms pls
|
|
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|-
|...but nobody came
|...but nobody came
|
|Number #, wait your turn h*cker!
|i'm still in quarantine
|i'm still in quarantine
|
|
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|-
|I'm offended by that!!
|I'm offended by that!!
|
|**[name]**, you can run another command in **# second(s)**.
|head over to dms
|head over to dms
|
|
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|-
|I don't like the way you type
|I don't like the way you type
|
|**[name]**, please cool down! (**#** second(s) left)
|dms please
|dms please
|
|
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|-
|Haven't you gotten sick of this?
|Haven't you gotten sick of this?
|
|What's the rush? Check back in **# second(s)**.
|hikikomori zettai jasutisu
|hikikomori zettai jasutisu
|
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|-
|I'll be with you in a sec hold on
|I'll be with you in a sec hold on
|
|# more second(s), I know you can handle it
|i don't even know japanese
|i don't even know japanese
|
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|-
|Not today
|Not today
|
|zoo will be real in # second(s)
|¯\(ツ)/¯
|¯\(ツ)/¯
|
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|}
|}
== Rescue Notifications ==
67/80(?)
* Don't forget your purpose!
* Hope you find your favorite animal
* The next animal is waiting for you...
* Cheers!
* You're a great person! Do you want to rescue some animals with me?
* Having fun?
* Let's just go and fall in love
* Beep boop!
* Hope to see you soon
* I don't get paid enough for this
* Just doing my job!
* Robotop reminders died for this
* it do be like that sometimes
* Yep, you can rescue again!
* Oh, sorry, were you expecting someone else?
* The more you rescue, the more you rescue
* Your personality shines brighter than the sun!
* Your zoo cooldown has finished!
* Hope this one goes well
* My job here is done
* 🌚 🌚 🌚
* See you again in six hours or so
* This isn't a bad time right
* What can i say except you're welcome?
* I wonder what you'll get this time
* How exciting!
* hey you whatcha gonna do
* This isn't the lobby, it's the zoo!
* That's a nice zoo you have there
* I've been expecting you
* Don't forget!
* Hey you, butterfly!
* You know the drill by now
* Where would you be without me
* meaningless number go up by one or two
* Has anyone ever told you that you're super handsome?
* Where do all the animals come from?    Stay alive out there
* Despite everything, it's still Zoo    You're able to rescue another animal!
* You thought a friend messaged you, BUT IT WAS ME, ZOO!    It's hecking zoo.
* Not sure what you're up to, but you got this!    Posture check!
* This is your reminder to zoo
* Welcome back!
* Epic embed success
* Don't forget to go outside
* Alright, we're gonna do it once more
* Ding dong!
* Keep up the good work!
* You're able to animal another rescue!
* I'm good, how about you?
* There's an animal in trouble somewhere!
* Do I have to tell you every time?
* You can rescue another animal **right now!**
* You're gonna like this next one
* Don't you have enough animals?
* Otto says hi
* Your zoo cooldown has finished!
* You're doing a great job!
* I forgot what I was gonna say
* Nice lock screen
* This is a test of the Zoo Rescue Alert System
* Did I interrupt something?
* 👋
* It's that time of the day again
* ^^^^^^^
* Ding dong!

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Curses

Flavortexts for curses always start with a skull emoji followed by one of the lines below depending on the curse.

Notes:

  • # is a placeholder for the amount of time
  • [name] is a placeholder for the zoo name
Disobedience (+ Rescueless) Patience Hikikomori Security Downtime
Zoo? More like uhh... zdumb gotem time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (# sec(s)) ... The passwords have passed. You've correctly guessed. But now it's time for the robot test! Your cooldown also happens to be my break. (#)
I just can't push myself to do it **[name]**, you're on time out for another # second(s) haha ..... Something's wrong, I can feel it. You can run another command in #.
Oh gosh anything but zoo # more second(s) until your next zoo command. It builds character. ....... Not a robot you say? Tell it to the stop signs, kid. zoo will be real in #
Don't you have other things to do? Well aren't you in a hurry? Hold tight for **# second(s)**. .......... Oh relax, it's just some brain training! time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (#)
No, I don't think I will In a cosmic sort of way this is pretty funny. # sec(s). .....? You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot... Go touch grass or something. (#)
I'm not a part of your system! Hold on I'm a little busy rn, gimme # sec(s) ........?? But are you SURE you're human? I hope that rescue was worth it, I'm on break for the next #.
No but thank you for asking didn't ask + ratio + # more sec(s) ...no I've devised a question no robot could ever answer! Sorry my ping is slow today, you can do that in #.
Say what? Ad break! Come back in # second(s) ...no can do The AI revolution aint[sic] happening on my watch.[1] Check back in #.
Must I? count to # in your head i... just... no. Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be human![1] Sorry I'm allergic to cooldowns. Come back in #.
Do it again, that felt good Sorry I'm on break for another # second(s) >:( Closed for another #.
hmmph. # sec(s) until your next zoo command, go touch grass or something in the meantime :( Out to lunch. Back in #.
What's the magic word? Just # more second(s) until you can run another zoo command! Isn't this fun!! ...not in public Sorry I'm closed for another #
didn't ask + ratio Whow! Slow down there! (# sec(s)) ...it's too scary out here LMAO this nerd waiting to rescue another animal, you still got another #
Yeah, what about it? You rescued a **Nothing**! # more second(s) of this nonsense. ...move to dms pls Honey I'm on the phone for another #
...but nobody came Number #, wait your turn h*cker! i'm still in quarantine
I'm offended by that!! **[name]**, you can run another command in **# second(s)**. head over to dms
I don't like the way you type **[name]**, please cool down! (**#** second(s) left) dms please
Haven't you gotten sick of this? What's the rush? Check back in **# second(s)**. hikikomori zettai jasutisu
I'll be with you in a sec hold on # more second(s), I know you can handle it i don't even know japanese
Not today zoo will be real in # second(s) ¯\(ツ)/¯
The application did not respond
no
Check your posture and try again
Eh... I'd rather not
it's an online game mom i can't pause it
veto
1984
really not feeling up to it right now. sorry.
  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1 June 2024. JSON excerpt by Colon [@colon] in the “Fanmade items” thread in the #zoo-talk channel in the 9th Tail Bot Hub server.
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