The Mechanic

The Mechanic is a shop that upgrades your [items]. These items can be either better or have a completely different effect from the original.

These offers refresh daily.

The shopkeepers name is called Murphy.

The Mechanic Cap is a relic that allows you to upgrade any time along with some secret offers. For existing offers the Upgrade Duration is increased by 50%.

Murphy Points is a special program that you can sign up on. With these points you can skip the Upgrade Duration by 1 minute with each point. Each two hours of an Upgrade Duration earns you 10 points.

Offers

The offers that can be found using the /mechanic command or the $ zoo mechanic command.

Emoji	Upgraded Item (Outcome)	Price	Quote		Upgrade Duration	Points Earned
	Ace x2	Joker x2	Oh whoops, not sure why those are still in the deck.		6 hours	30 points
	Backpack x1	Sunglasses x2	You look great in those shades! ...But, they don't really do much more than that.		10 hours	50 points
	Battery x2	Alarm Clock x1	"Sends a DM when you're able to rescue an animal"... seriously? Just find another bot that sets reminders, why would you ever need this?		6 hours	30 points
	Battery x12	Calendar x1	That's a cute calendar, I'll gladly buy that off you! I know how much you love batteries...		12 hours	60 points
	Battery x4	Lure x1	A lure! I would be more than happy to have one, the Bass Pro was all out.		6 hours	30 points
	Battery x5	Stopwatch x1	Don't stopwatches count upwards? Really scraping the bottom of the barrel with these item ideas...		8 hours	40 points
	Blank Card x2	Wild Card x2	Don't you get sick of cards telling you what to do? I say we wipe one clean and make up our own rules.		8 hours	40 points
	Cake Slice x12	Cake x1	You weren't going to eat that all at once, were you? I've seen plenty of server mods try...		12 hours	60 points
	Canoe x1	Sailboat x3	3 for 1's too steep? I think I have a better idea.		8 hours	40 points
	Chains x1	8 ball x1	I had a lot of exposure to dark arts when I was younger. I'd try to find a black colored pencil but they would all be dark blue or green!		8 hours	40 points
	Cocktail x1	Energy Drink x1	You sure that stuff is good for you? I can make something better if you'd like.		8 hours	40 points
	Coupon x2	Shiny Coin x1	Have you seen the turtle guy's shop? Unbelievable. Where are the cheap items? Where are the profitable trades?		10 hours	50 points
	Eyedropper x1	Paintbrush x2	They said it would never be possible. It took over a year of experimenting, but I believe I've finally found a way to make paintbrushes actually viable.		10 hours	50 points
	Fixed Clock x1	Broken Clock x1	I mean, this one just makes sense.		12 hours	60 points
	Fortune Cookie x2	Cookie x3	Not much that I can do with cookies... but I can get you some lucky ones if you really want.		8 hours	40 points
	Goggles x1	Glasses x2	Those puny glasses aren't going to protect you from the dangers of the wild!		6 hours	30 points
	Green Tea x5	Coffee x2	Not a coffee person? I can make you something else, but my kettle is broken so it might take a while.		8 hours	40 points
	Loot Box x5	Present x2	Aww, you shouldn't have. And to think that I didn't even ask you for any gifts...		14 hours	70 points
	Lotus x1	Contract x1	Where are your animals finding these things? I'm pretty sure half the stuff in the fine print is against TOS!		8 hours	40 points
	Magic Mirror x1	Crystal Ball x2	You don't want to know how I make these.		8 hours	40 points
	Mystery Meat x1	Bone x1	I'll take any opportunity to grill!		6 hours	30 points
	Needle x2	Nazar x1	I fail to see how this one could possibly go wrong.		10 hours	50 points
	Pineapple x4	Pizza x2	You want me to pick all of... that... off the pizza? I got you.		8 hours	40 points
	Pushpin x1	Safety Pin x1	What's with all the pins?		12 hours	60 points
	Rice Ball x2	Ball x3	You know what else is round like a ball? Donuts! Jelly-filled are my favorite!		8 hours	40 points
	Rice Ball x2	Bamboo x3	What do you want me to do with this? Eat it?		8 hours	40 points
	Rice Ball x2	Corn x3	I love corn! It's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor!		8 hours	40 points
	Rice Ball x2	Feather x3	Feathers! I'll take some, they're quite beautiful.		8 hours	40 points
	Rice Ball x2	Scarf x3	More scarves? I've got a whole pile... maybe I should donate them some day.		8 hours	40 points
	Rice Ball x2	Spider Web x3	Really? Spider webs? Or maybe this is just a metaphor for, well, bugs.		8 hours	40 points
	Rice Ball x2	Sushi x3	Ew... that sushi is all gross, did you get it from a gas station or something? Let me make you something better.		8 hours	40 points
	Screwdriver x1	Broom x2	What are you, a witch? Let me show you REAL equipment.		12 hours	60 points
	Telescope x1	Compass x2	Quests are really cool, but I don't like how you have to wait an eternity just to get a silly item or two...		8 hours	40 points
	Unstable Wand x1	Wand x1	Seems like that wand is already in perfect condition. Let's screw it up!		8 hours	40 points