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Curses

Flavortexts for curses always start with a skull emoji followed by one of the lines below depending on the curse.

Notes:

• # is a placeholder for the amount of time
• [name] is a placeholder for the zoo name

Disobedience (+ Rescueless)	Patience	Hikikomori	Security	Downtime
Zoo? More like uhh... zdumb gotem	time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (# sec(s))	...	The passwords have passed. You've correctly guessed. But now it's time for the robot test!	Your cooldown also happens to be my break. (#)
I just can't push myself to do it	**[name]**, you're on time out for another # second(s) haha	.....	Something's wrong, I can feel it.	You can run another command in #.
Oh gosh anything but zoo	# more second(s) until your next zoo command. It builds character.	.......	Not a robot you say? Tell it to the stop signs, kid.	zoo will be real in #
Don't you have other things to do?	Well aren't you in a hurry? Hold tight for **# second(s)**.	..........	Oh relax, it's just some brain training!	time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (#)
No, I don't think I will	In a cosmic sort of way this is pretty funny. # sec(s).	.....?	You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot...	Go touch grass or something. (#)
I'm not a part of your system!	Hold on I'm a little busy rn, gimme # sec(s)	........??	But are you SURE you're human?	I hope that rescue was worth it, I'm on break for the next #.
No but thank you for asking	didn't ask + ratio + # more sec(s)	...no	I've devised a question no robot could ever answer!	Sorry my ping is slow today, you can do that in #.
Say what?	Ad break! Come back in # second(s)	...no can do	The AI revolution aint[sic] happening on my watch.	Check back in #.
Must I?	count to # in your head	i... just... no.	Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be human!	Sorry I'm allergic to cooldowns. Come back in #.
Do it again, that felt good	Sorry I'm on break for another # second(s)	>:(		Closed for another #.
hmmph.	# sec(s) until your next zoo command, go touch grass or something in the meantime	:(		Out to lunch. Back in #.
What's the magic word?	Just # more second(s) until you can run another zoo command! Isn't this fun!!	...not in public		Sorry I'm closed for another #
didn't ask + ratio	Whow! Slow down there! (# sec(s))	...it's too scary out here		LMAO this nerd waiting to rescue another animal, you still got another #
Yeah, what about it?	You rescued a **Nothing**! # more second(s) of this nonsense.	...move to dms pls		Honey I'm on the phone for another #
...but nobody came	Number #, wait your turn h*cker!	i'm still in quarantine
I'm offended by that!!	**[name]**, you can run another command in **# second(s)**.	head over to dms
I don't like the way you type	**[name]**, please cool down! (**#** second(s) left)	dms please
Haven't you gotten sick of this?	What's the rush? Check back in **# second(s)**.	hikikomori zettai jasutisu
I'll be with you in a sec hold on	# more second(s), I know you can handle it	i don't even know japanese
Not today	zoo will be real in # second(s)	¯\(ツ)/¯
The application did not respond
no
Check your posture and try again
Eh... I'd rather not
it's an online game mom i can't pause it
veto
1984
really not feeling up to it right now. sorry.

Rescue Notifications

70/80(?)

• Don't forget your purpose!
• Hope you find your favorite animal
• The next animal is waiting for you...
• Cheers!
• You're a great person! Do you want to rescue some animals with me?
• Having fun?
• Let's just go and fall in love
• Beep boop!
• Hope to see you soon
• I don't get paid enough for this
• Just doing my job!
• Robotop reminders died for this
• it do be like that sometimes
• Yep, you can rescue again!
• Oh, sorry, were you expecting someone else?
• The more you rescue, the more you rescue
• Your personality shines brighter than the sun!
• Your zoo cooldown has finished!
• Hope this one goes well
• My job here is done
• 🌚 🌚 🌚
• See you again in six hours or so
• This isn't a bad time right
• What can i say except you're welcome?
• I wonder what you'll get this time
• How exciting!
• hey you whatcha gonna do
• This isn't the lobby, it's the zoo!
• That's a nice zoo you have there
• I've been expecting you
• Don't forget!
• Hey you, butterfly!
• You know the drill by now
• Where would you be without me
• meaningless number go up by one or two
• Has anyone ever told you that you're super handsome?
• Where do all the animals come from?
• Stay alive out there
• Despite everything, it's still Zoo
• You're able to rescue another animal!
• You thought a friend messaged you, BUT IT WAS ME, ZOO!
• It's hecking zoo.
• Not sure what you're up to, but you got this!
• Posture check!
• This is your reminder to zoo
• Welcome back!
• Epic embed success
• Don't forget to go outside
• Alright, we're gonna do it once more
• Ding dong!
• Keep up the good work!
• You're able to animal another rescue!
• I'm good, how about you?
• There's an animal in trouble somewhere!
• Do I have to tell you every time?
• You can rescue another animal **right now!**
• You're gonna like this next one
• Don't you have enough animals?
• Otto says hi
• Your zoo cooldown has finished!
• You're doing a great job!
• I forgot what I was gonna say
• Nice lock screen
• This is a test of the Zoo Rescue Alert System
• Did I interrupt something?
• 👋
• It's that time of the day again
• ^^^^^^^
• Ding dong!
• Zoo jumpscare