The Zoo Shop™️

The Zoo Shop™ is one of the shops in the game. In this shop you trade animals or items for other animals or items.

These trades are completely random daily, however usually the offers are equal or have a drawback.

The shopkeeper's name is RoboTurt.

There are 2 unpurchasable items and 4 unsellable items. You may not purchase Present or Shiny Coin from the shop. You may not sell Alarm Clock, Cookie, Pizza or Present.

During some special events, there can be special shops that are predetermined instead of randomized along with some special quotes from RoboTurt.

The Mechanic

The Mechanic is a shop that upgrades your items. These items can be either better or have a completely different effect from the original.

These offers refresh daily.

The shopkeepers name is called Murphy.

The Mechanic Cap is a relic that allows you to upgrade any time along with some secret offers. For existing offers the Upgrade Duration is increased by 50%.

Murphy Points is a special program that you can sign up on. With these points you can skip the Upgrade Duration by 1 minute with each point. Each two hours of an Upgrade Duration earns you 10 points.

Offers

The offers that can be found using the /mechanic command or the $ zoo mechanic command.

Emoji Upgraded Item (Outcome) Price Quote Upgrade Duration Points Earned
Ace x2 Joker x2 Oh whoops, not sure why those are still in the deck. 6 hours 30 points
Backpack x1 Sunglasses x2 You look great in those shades! ...But, they don't really do much more than that. 10 hours 50 points
Battery x2 Alarm Clock x1 "Sends a DM when you're able to rescue an animal"... seriously? Just find another bot that sets reminders, why would you ever need this? 6 hours 30 points
Battery x12 Calendar x1 That's a cute calendar, I'll gladly buy that off you! I know how much you love batteries... 12 hours 60 points
Battery x4 Lure x1 A lure! I would be more than happy to have one, the Bass Pro was all out. 6 hours 30 points
Battery x5 Stopwatch x1 Don't stopwatches count upwards? Really scraping the bottom of the barrel with these item ideas... 8 hours 40 points
Blank Card x2 Wild Card x2 Don't you get sick of cards telling you what to do? I say we wipe one clean and make up our own rules. 8 hours 40 points
Cake Slice x12 Cake x1 You weren't going to eat that all at once, were you? I've seen plenty of server mods try... 12 hours 60 points
Canoe x1 Sailboat x3 3 for 1's too steep? I think I have a better idea. 8 hours 40 points
Chains x1 8-Ball x1 I had a lot of exposure to dark arts when I was younger. I'd try to find a black colored pencil but they would all be dark blue or green! 8 hours 40 points
Cocktail x1 Energy Drink x1 You sure that stuff is good for you? I can make something better if you'd like. 8 hours 40 points
Coupon x2 Shiny Coin x1 Have you seen the turtle guy's shop? Unbelievable. Where are the cheap items? Where are the profitable trades? 10 hours 50 points
Eyedropper x1 Paintbrush x2 They said it would never be possible. It took over a year of experimenting, but I believe I've finally found a way to make paintbrushes actually viable. 10 hours 50 points
Fixed Clock x1 Broken Clock x1 I mean, this one just makes sense. 12 hours 60 points
Fortune Cookie x2 Cookie x3 Not much that I can do with cookies... but I can get you some lucky ones if you really want. 8 hours 40 points
Goggles x1 Glasses x2 Those puny glasses aren't going to protect you from the dangers of the wild! 6 hours 30 points
Green Tea x5 Coffee x2 Not a coffee person? I can make you something else, but my kettle is broken so it might take a while. 8 hours 40 points
Lootbox x5 Present x2 Aww, you shouldn't have. And to think that I didn't even ask you for any gifts... 14 hours 70 points
Lotus x1 Contract x1 Where are your animals finding these things? I'm pretty sure half the stuff in the fine print is against TOS! 8 hours 40 points
Magic Mirror x1 Crystal Ball x2 You don't want to know how I make these. 8 hours 40 points
Mystery Meat x1 Bone x1 I'll take any opportunity to grill! 6 hours 30 points
Needle x2 Nazar x1 I fail to see how this one could possibly go wrong. 10 hours 50 points
Pineapple x4 Pizza x2 You want me to pick all of... that... off the pizza? I got you. 8 hours 40 points
Pushpin x1 Safety Pin x1 What's with all the pins? 12 hours 60 points
Rice Ball x2 Ball x3 You know what else is round like a ball? Donuts! Jelly-filled are my favorite! 8 hours 40 points
Rice Ball x2 Bamboo x3 What do you want me to do with this? Eat it? 8 hours 40 points
Rice Ball x2 Corn x3 I love corn! It's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor! 8 hours 40 points
Rice Ball x2 Feather x3 Feathers! I'll take some, they're quite beautiful. 8 hours 40 points
Rice Ball x2 Scarf x3 More scarves? I've got a whole pile... maybe I should donate them some day. 8 hours 40 points
Rice Ball x2 Spider Web x3 Really? Spider webs? Or maybe this is just a metaphor for, well, bugs. 8 hours 40 points
Rice Ball x2 Sushi x3 Ew... that sushi is all gross, did you get it from a gas station or something? Let me make you something better. 8 hours 40 points
Screwdriver x1 Broom x2 What are you, a witch? Let me show you REAL equipment. 12 hours 60 points
Telescope x1 Compass x2 Quests are really cool, but I don't like how you have to wait an eternity just to get a silly item or two... 8 hours 40 points
Unstable Wand x1 Wand x1 Seems like that wand is already in perfect condition. Let's screw it up! 8 hours 40 points

The Token Shop

The Token Shop is the shop for spending your Zoo Tokens™ to buy items. Aetherium always costs as much as Ethereum in USD.

Emoji Slot Number Offer Price
 
1 Base Mystery Egg (x1) Zoo Token™ (x1000)
 
2 Golden Mystery Egg (x1) Zoo Token™ (x5000)
 
3 Blank Mystery Egg (x1) Zoo Token™ (x2500)
 
4 Browser Cookie (x1) Zoo Token™ (x750)
 
5 Blue Checkmark (x1) Zoo Token™ (x8000)
 
6 Aetherium (x1) Zoo Token™ (varies)
 
7 Aetherium (x5) Zoo Token™ (varies x 5)
 
8 Zoo Token™ (varies) Aetherium (x1)
 
9 Zoo Token™ (varies x 5) Aetherium (x5)