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Curses
Flavortexts for curses always start with a skull emoji followed by one of the lines below depending on the curse.
Notes:
- # is a placeholder for the amount of time
- [name] is a placeholder for the zoo name
| Disobedience (+ Rescueless) | Patience | Hikikomori | Security | Downtime |
| Zoo? More like uhh... zdumb gotem | time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (# sec(s)) | ... | The passwords have passed. You've correctly guessed. But now it's time for the robot test! | Your cooldown also happens to be my break. (#) |
| I just can't push myself to do it | **[name]**, you're on time out for another # second(s) haha | ..... | Something's wrong, I can feel it. | You can run another command in #. |
| Oh gosh anything but zoo | # more second(s) until your next zoo command. It builds character. | ....... | Not a robot you say? Tell it to the stop signs, kid. | zoo will be real in # |
| Don't you have other things to do? | Well aren't you in a hurry? Hold tight for **# second(s)**. | .......... | Oh relax, it's just some brain training! | time for a nap. i'm a bot who loves to snooze. (#) |
| No, I don't think I will | In a cosmic sort of way this is pretty funny. # sec(s). | .....? | You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot... | Go touch grass or something. (#) |
| I'm not a part of your system! | Hold on I'm a little busy rn, gimme # sec(s) | ........?? | But are you SURE you're human? | I hope that rescue was worth it, I'm on break for the next #. |
| No but thank you for asking | didn't ask + ratio + # more sec(s) | ...no | I've devised a question no robot could ever answer! | Sorry my ping is slow today, you can do that in #. |
| Say what? | Ad break! Come back in # second(s) | ...no can do | The AI revolution aint[sic] happening on my watch.[1] | Check back in #. |
| Must I? | count to # in your head | i... just... no. | Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be human![1] | Sorry I'm allergic to cooldowns. Come back in #. |
| Do it again, that felt good | Sorry I'm on break for another # second(s) | >:( | Closed for another #. | |
| hmmph. | # sec(s) until your next zoo command, go touch grass or something in the meantime | :( | Out to lunch. Back in #. | |
| What's the magic word? | Just # more second(s) until you can run another zoo command! Isn't this fun!! | ...not in public | Sorry I'm closed for another # | |
| didn't ask + ratio | Whow! Slow down there! (# sec(s)) | ...it's too scary out here | LMAO this nerd waiting to rescue another animal, you still got another # | |
| Yeah, what about it? | You rescued a **Nothing**! # more second(s) of this nonsense. | ...move to dms pls | Honey I'm on the phone for another # | |
| ...but nobody came | Number #, wait your turn h*cker! | i'm still in quarantine | ||
| I'm offended by that!! | **[name]**, you can run another command in **# second(s)**. | head over to dms | ||
| I don't like the way you type | **[name]**, please cool down! (**#** second(s) left) | dms please | ||
| Haven't you gotten sick of this? | What's the rush? Check back in **# second(s)**. | hikikomori zettai jasutisu | ||
| I'll be with you in a sec hold on | # more second(s), I know you can handle it | i don't even know japanese | ||
| Not today | zoo will be real in # second(s) | ¯\(ツ)/¯ | ||
| The application did not respond | ||||
| no | ||||
| Check your posture and try again | ||||
| Eh... I'd rather not | ||||
| it's an online game mom i can't pause it | ||||
| veto | ||||
| 1984 | ||||
| really not feeling up to it right now. sorry. |
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1 June 2024. JSON excerpt by Colon [@colon] in the “Fanmade items” thread in the
#zoo-talkchannel in the 9th Tail Bot Hub server.